Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Merry Christmas!!

Well (my family isn't probably going to like to read this, but) I had a fantastic Christmas. I had the house to myself (the landlord was off with his family), and I got to do all the things I like to do, like screech Christmas carols for hours on end, and read quietly for hours on end, and watch stupid (STUPID) movies like White Chicks, and sleep and sleep and sleep.... It was the best possible holiday, and just what I needed.

I hope you all had good holidays too!

posted by art @ 10:08 AM

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Holy Crap

This morning I walked past the Whor-tel that's on the corner on my way to the bus stop. I was about 8 feet from the bus stop when the bus pulled away (I think the driver was laughing at me). Frustrated, I turned on my heel and decided to drive to work, which is something I almost never do.

As I was walking back past the Whor-tel, I noticed that a very short man was standing in the window about three feet from me, staring at me from behind the curtain. I hate to say it, but I almost had a moment of incontinence. I expect ladies of the night to be staring at me, but NORMAN BATES? I think I have to move.

Also, where is June Allyson when you need her?

posted by art @ 11:29 AM